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Bubba Bob
None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher,
who was always yelling at him, "You’re driving me mad, Bubba Bob".
One day Bubba Bob’s maw came to school to check on how he was doing. The
teacher told his maw honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very
low marks, and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career.
Maw was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from school and moved out
of Anniston, relocating to Paducah .
25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio disease.
All the doctors strongly advised her to have heart surgery, which only one surgeon
could perform.
Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which
was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome
doctor smiling down at her.
She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue,
she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died.
The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong, when he turned
around he saw our friend Bubba Bob, working as a cleaner in the clinic, who
had unplugged the oxygen equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner!
Don't tell me you thought Bubba Bob became a heart-surgeon.
(author would not identify himelf/herself)
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