THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
After their 11th child, a Kentucky couple decided that was enough, as they could
not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him
that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix
the problem but that it was expensive..
'A less costly alternative', said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb
(fireworks are legal in Kentucky), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the
can up to your ear and count to 10.'
The Kentuckian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed,
but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going
to help me.'
''Trust me", said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the
can up to his ear and began to count!
"1"
"2"
"3''
"4"
"5"
... at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued
counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, parts of Georgia
and Texas, Missouri, West Virginia, and ALL of Washington DC
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